We're All Getting Heavier

Happy Saint Shakespeare's Day!

Long Live the Bard.

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Being the birth & death day of old Bill,

I shallst relate in pentametric verse:

Violet and Ivy were weighed on Tuesday:
Eleven pounds and eight the latter was,
the former nine and seven, catching up.
But they're not the only ones getting big.
Their parents have of late been growing too,
indulging in a stream of cho co late;

('if chocolate be the food of love, eat on')
paddling in a flowing river of cake;
swimming in a resevoir of biscuit;
diving the depths of an ocean of cheese;
cruising the seas of awful metaphor.
and so on and so forth et-cetera.

Please forgive th'unsubtle lack of rhyme,

I would have tried but for a lack of t...