Another Weighty Walton (tautological, perhaps, but worth emphasising nevertheless).
Rosabel was supposed to lose a bit of weight - apparently it's some sort of polite custom for full-termingtons - but, no doubt due to her recusant inheritance, she has, so far, subverted this established, enlighteniment principle at every opportunity, preferring instead to gain several ounces for the occasion of each weigh-in... the midwives squint suspiciously at a rather empty-looking metre-long box of Jaffa Cakes leaning against the piano... This morning Rosabel was a very generous 7lb 10. By my reckoning, bearing in mind inflation & global warming, this means Rosabel will have overtaken Violet in weight by June 14th 2011, just in time for elevenses.
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